TIGER WOODS SOUNDBOARD - SOUTH PARK

Tiger Woods soundboard from season 14 of South Park with over 25 of his best quotes

About Tiger Woods

Tiger Wood appears in two forms in "Sexual Healing". He appears primarily as a video game avatar, for his latest golf game, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, which, in truth, is more of a domestic abuse fighting game in which Tiger Woods and his wife, beat each other up following Tiger's constant sexual affairs. The game is a big hit for the boys, who find the idea of beating the crap out of Woods highly entertaining.

However, when a group of scientists comes up with the outrageous theory that rich and famous men are having affairs solely because of an uncontrollable source, such as addiction, the real Tiger immediately claims that it is the reason he cheated on his wife so much. He, along with a group of other celebrities, as well as Kyle Broflovski and Butters Stotch, who is also diagnosed as sexual addicts, check into the Karne Institute for Sex Addiction. The Institute, however, does not teach its patients to control their addiction, but instead, they teach them how to avoid getting caught again.