Welcome to the Sergeant Hartman Soundboard, the ultimate tool for fans of the iconic drill instructor portrayed by R. Lee Ermey in the film Full Metal Jacket. With our soundboard, you can now access some of the most memorable quotes from the movie and use them to spice up your conversations, pranks, or even as a training aid.
Our Sergeant Hartman soundboard features over 20 audio clips from the movie, including some of the most popular ones such as "What is your major malfunction?", "I bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around", and "You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and s*** down your neck!".
Whether you're a die-hard fan of Full Metal Jacket or just love a good laugh, our Sergeant Hartman soundboard is the perfect way to add some humor and entertainment to your day. Impress your friends with your knowledge of the movie and its famous lines, or use the soundboard to create hilarious memes and videos.
Our soundboard is also a great tool for military training and simulations. The authentic drill instructor voice and phrases can help trainees get a taste of what it's like to go through basic training and prepare them for the real thing.
Using our Sergeant Hartman soundboard is easy and intuitive. Simply click on any of the buttons to play the corresponding audio clip. You can also adjust the volume and repeat the clip as many times as you want.
So why wait? Get your hands on the Sergeant Hartman soundboard today and start enjoying the best quotes from Full Metal Jacket in a whole new way. It's a fun, easy-to-use tool that's sure to put a smile on your face and the faces of those around you.
1,2,3
A JELLY DONUT
ABOUT TIME
ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE
ARE YOU NERVOUS
ARGH
ARGHT
BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FAT BODY
BROWN STAIN ON THE MATRESS
BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU
BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU 2
BULLSHIT PT3
COWBOY
DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED
DO YOU SUCK DICKS PT 2
DO YOU SUCK DICKS PT1
DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE
EXACTLY 3 FCKING SECONDS
FAIRY GOD MOTHER
FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE
GET ON YOUR KNESS SCUMBAG
GOOD NIGHT LADIES
GOTTA BE SHITTING ME JOKER
HELL I LIKE YOU, YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUS
HOW TALL PT1
HOW TALL PT2
I ADMIRE YOUR HONESTY
I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE
I DON'T BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY
I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAURANCE
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED
I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FCKING DIE
I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU ASS HOLES ARE SUCKING
I WILL PUNISH ALL OF YOU
I WILL SKULL FCK YOU
I'LL BE WATCHING YOU
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS
I'VE GOT YOUR ASS
I'VE GOT YOUR NAME, I'VE GOT YOUR ASS
IF IT WASN'T FOR DICKHEADS LIKE YOU
JESUS CHRIST
LAURANCE LAURANCE WHATEVER
MORE YOU HATE ME THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN
NO SHIT
OR I WILL DEFINETLY FCK YOU UP
OR I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
SERGEANT HARTMAN
SPOKEN TO PT1
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