Morty Jr soundboard with over 40 of his best quotes.
Mortimer "Morty" Smith, Jr. is Morty Smith's son. He was conceived by Morty and a Gazorpian sex robot named Gwendolyn in the episode "Raising Gazorpazorp." Morty Jr. grew from an infant to a full adult at a hyper-increased rate, allowing him to quickly outgrow his father.
AND THAT'S HOW WE PLAY HANDY HANDS
BUT I WANT TO MURDER EVERYONE I SEE
BUT THERE'S WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS
CAN I GO OUTSIDE
CRYING
DAD I'M SO CONFUSED
DADDY
GOD IS DEAD
HA HA
HA HA YOU'RE SILLY DADDY
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
I DON'T WANNA MASTURBATE
I HATE VIDEO GAMES
I PROMISE I'LL CALL YOU EVERY DAY
I THINK IT'S TIME I GET A PLACE OF MY OWN
I'D LIKE TO DANCE PT1
I'D LIKE TO DANCE PT2
I'M AN ALIEN
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE MY FACE ON THE BACK
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE MY FACE ON THE BACK
LOVE
LOVE THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT
MAYBE
MY FATHER PT1
MY FATHER PT2
MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
ROAR 1
ROAR 2
ROAR 3
SPENT SOME TIME WONDERING THROUGH SPACE
THIS IS FOR YOU DADDY
WHAT YOU GONNA DO GROUND ME
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